Friday, 29 May 2009

What I've Been Up To Lately

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did she come from? And why does she look so good in wizard's robes?

Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the United Nations. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of DOOM, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.

1 comment:

Romi said...

I love your nom de blog. :)